90 DAY FIANCÉ: Before the 90 Days 0101 "Bon Voyage!" - Bonus Patreon Episode

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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We CANNOT believe we have 1000 Apple podcasts reviews. We are so blown away by this that we wanted to give you something special. Here's our first Patreon episode today because we appreciate y'all so so so so so so damn much! Also if you want to watch the Patreon video of our reactions CLICK THE LINK! in this episode, Three Americans who feel they've met their potential soul mates online prepare to travel internationally to meet them in person for the first time. You asked. We caved. WANT EXTRA CONTENT-Subscribe to our Patreon! For a Bonus Episode or for our Watch-A-Long Video! TO LEAVE A REVIEW ON ITUNES FOR 90DAY GAYS CLICK HERE!!!!! We recap the WHOLE 90 DAY FIANCÉ UNIVERSE. So come drink the kool-aid, kids. Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, SISSY THAT TALK. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find us on the Socials: 90DayGays onTwitter & 90DayGays on Instagram Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to our recap show of Riverdale…yes it’s RIVERMALES! Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay, you getting some good?
0:02.4	I am.
0:03.4	Yes, I'm good.
0:04.4	I was on my way driving here, by the way,
0:06.0	and I saw a blonde twink and a mini-couper.
0:09.2	And I just wanna ask you, is there anything gayer?
0:11.2	No, they love mini-couppers.
0:13.6	I mean cute little thing.
0:15.2	They love it.
0:16.2	You know why?
0:17.4	Because they think of it as themselves,
0:19.1	and they love anything that's small.
0:21.4	I don't know what that feels like.
0:23.8	I wish I was smaller.
0:25.2	I wish I was like, part of me wishes I was like 90 pounds.
0:30.4	I'd like to be my birth weight, 7.8.
0:33.6	That's never gonna happen.
0:37.2	I guess we should move on.
0:40.2	Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking.
0:43.2	Are you ready to find love?
0:45.6	That's a boy, maybe.
0:49.4	Love.
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