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🗓️ 31 May 2022
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Kara's ex-boyfriend has advice for Guillermo. Miona gives Jibri an ultimatum. Yve's friends grill Mohamed. Emily vetoes Kobe's parenting decision. Shaeeda pressures Bilal about kids.
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0:00.0 | Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find Love? |
0:06.0 | Get the boy, maybe. |
0:09.0 | Love. |
0:12.0 | Do-do-do-do. |
0:14.0 | Exciting and new. |
0:17.0 | Go online. |
0:20.0 | Hmm. |
0:22.0 | They're cat-bushing you. |
0:25.0 | Shocker. |
0:26.0 | Chee-on-say. |
0:30.0 | Soon you'll be flying to parts unknown. |
0:34.0 | 90-day-be-on-say. |
0:37.0 | Married someone you've only met on your phone. |
0:42.0 | Be they French or Chinese or brand-new K1 visas the key. |
0:49.0 | The key to what, Poodle? |
0:51.0 | Love. |
0:54.0 | It's reality, gay, let's fall. |
1:02.0 | Okay, everyone knows that I fucking hate Belal with everything in my being. |
1:07.0 | Yes. |
1:09.0 | Must we have... |
1:12.0 | I'm just drinking my liquid IV. |
1:14.0 | Sorry. Don't distract me. I'm gonna get on a point here. |
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