90 DAY FIANCÉ: 0902 Part 2 "Home Sweet Hoax"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello. This is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love at the boy maybe?
0:10.0	Love.
0:14.0	Exciting and youth.
0:18.0	Go online.
0:22.0	They're cat-bishing.
0:24.0	Shaka
0:26.0	G-Un-Say
0:30.0	Soon you'll be flying to parts unknown
0:34.0	90-day B-Un-Say
0:37.0	Marrying someone you've only met on your phone
0:42.0	Be they French or Chinese of Ren-Du-K1 visas the key
0:48.0	The key to what food or two
0:54.0	It's reality, it's let's fall
1:02.0	Who calls someone when they're getting their car wash in a hurry?
1:07.0	100% car wash and asshole does
1:10.0	When you're getting ready to do it because you can't hear, you can't hear it well
1:14.0	It's the worst time to call someone
1:16.0	I know why
1:18.0	Why?
1:19.0	This was invented to create comedy
1:22.0	He forgot and left his window open
1:24.0	This is window open
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