Hello and welcome to We love to hate everything. I'm Jody. And I'm Amanda, and this is LaTrees, who just crawled into my arms as that was playing.

Oh, the little baby.

See, I could be a cat person from a country away.

Yeah, you sent me a really funny TikTok about this guy talking about killing a chicken,

and it's the funniest fucking TikTok in the world. You said that wrong about this guy talking about killing a chicken and it's the funniest fucking TikTok in the world.

You, you said that wrong about this chicken attacking a man and his father.

And his 80-year-old father.

A serial killer chicken.

I can stop listening to that story.

I never said the chickens are harmless. You're like, oh, they're fine. You can, like, pick them up and everything. You can. Not every single one. They're pretty vicious. I mean, they have beaks. They can run fast. They're unpredictable. I told you, farm yard animals scare me far more than a tiger or a lion.

I don't know about that.

I think a chicken would be considered an airborne animal, like during fight mode.

Oh, like a cat.

Yeah, like a cat.

Well, check that out on your TikTok.

You don't even need to look for it because it's going to come right out.

100% TikTok is listening 24-7. You'll see a bald-headed man who we agree was probably a sexy baby at one point. Oh, he was a blue-collar sexy baby. Blue-collar sexy baby for sure. And he's just like, this chicken just comes. He's running at me. This chicken. You probably pull it up here. It probably give you a little taste. I mean, it's so good here. I'll give you a little taste. I go to my mailbox one morning. I don't see nothing. I just check my mail. And I turn around and go. I hear. And I turn around and there's the chicken out there in the street.

I said, oh boy, here we go. Turn around, walk back to my place. Now the chicken's in my yard.

Now his neck flares up and he's doing his thing and he's trying to jump up at me. Well, I'm not 80 years old.

Okay. I mean, it just keeps going on. It's on, um,

Isaac Wells, I-S-A-A-A-K Wells. Not positively awesome, Isaac. Great. No, positively awesome.

Isaac had a positively awesome Fourth of July. He did. He was lighting some fireworks. Oh, yeah,

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