90 DAY DIARIES: 0201 "Nama-Stay Here"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love?
0:06.0	That's a boy, matey.
0:09.0	Love.
0:12.0	Do-do-do-do.
0:14.0	Exciting and new.
0:17.0	Go online.
0:20.0	Mmm.
0:21.0	They're cat-bushing you.
0:25.0	Shocker.
0:26.0	Beyonce.
0:30.0	Soon you'll be flying to parts unknown.
0:34.0	90-day Beyonce.
0:37.0	Marrying someone you've only met on your phone.
0:42.0	Be they friendship Chinese of Ren New K1 visas the key.
0:48.0	Who the key to what, Poodle?
0:51.0	Love.
0:54.0	It's reality gay, let's fall.
1:02.0	Y'all, if you ever see me post on Instagram, good vibes only,
1:07.0	know that I've been taken prisoner.
1:10.0	And it is an imposter.
1:12.0	Posting for my account, or it's my assistant, who I don't even talk to.
1:16.0	We don't even live in the same state.
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