bonus episode featuring Casey Wilson, Chad Carter, Sean Conroy, and Betsy So Darryl

Crap on YouTube

What do you guys want to do YouTube or another suggestion word suggestion?

YouTube let's do it. It's crap on YouTube. Okay

Pastor Jim Standridge throws a hissy fit. I already like it.

Don't go to sleep while I'm talking. Hey, hey, hey, don't, don't you lay your head?

I'm important. I'm somebody. Now you might do your English teacher that way,

but I'm not teaching English. I'm teaching eternal life here. I love you. You know, I love you.

Have I convinced you? I love you. Yeah, you better, you better not your head. Yes, all right. Come on,

All right, you stay awake and you listen to me.

You say, well, he may never come back. Well, he ain't here now.

And where have you been? Oh, just round the wood. And I noticed on the calendar,

I'm supposed to marry y'all. What makes you think I'd marry you?

You're one of the sorryest church members I had. Oh,

15 cents. Not one of 15 cents. And you want me to marry you to her? Oh,

and you want to marry him and he don't even know where he belongs and you don't even know where

you belong. Now, let me tell y'all about here how much I love these kids. Do you know I love you,

sir? Stand up, big boy. Oh, my God. Do you know I love you? All right. All right, give me a little

love. What? I'm a real deal. All right, I know you are, but you ain't been here.

You can't get this in any other church in town. You can't get y'all back. Now y'all don't want me.

Y'all you got to do to tell me we won't have a church fight because I'll get my little conny

and we'll get in her little Buick enclave. It's paid for and we'll sell what we need to sell.

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