9. Whitmer Thomas

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2016

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The hilarious super skateboarding comedian, Whitmer Thomas, jumps guitar first into the live sound pool for a furious expansion of vocal exclamations and mini musical treats. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Trying to grab all the groceries in one trip.
0:04.5	Oof, not how you would have done that.
0:06.5	You know sometimes less is more.
0:08.4	Like when you drive less and save with the USAA annual mileage discount.
0:12.5	USAA get a quote today.
0:17.1	Seral Audio.
0:20.6	Don't run into my house tonight
0:25.6	Don't get me
0:27.6	Don't get my stuff
0:29.6	Don't steal my stuff away from my house that I live in
0:34.6	If you steal everything that I own, I won't own it no more
0:42.3	Don't you dare, don't you dare
0:45.3	Don't you dare?
0:47.3	How dare you steal?
0:50.3	How dare you steal?
0:52.3	How dare you take away my goods? How dare you steal? How dare you take away my goods?
0:56.0	How dare you do?
0:59.0	How do you see?
1:02.0	How much does love in me?
1:06.0	Oh my God, I can a go to Mead little baby all night and day.
1:13.6	Never know.
1:15.6	Gonna grow up.
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