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Guess what, Mango?

What's that, Will?

So I've been looking into underground bunkers this week,

and that this was

just on a whim. It was not because of any real world events. You know, I just get curious about stuff.

And it turns out that living underground is actually a ton of work. So what do you mean by that

exactly? All right. Well, just think about it. So first, you've got to excavate and build the

foundation for this place. Then you've got to excavate and build the foundation for this place.

Then you've got to add electrical wiring and plumbing, a septic system, air filtration, backup generators.

Like, doomsday preppers put a lot of work into this sort of thing.

You know, honestly, I feel like I'm too lazy to really prep for more than a day or two.

And I remember looking up emergency prep foods once.

This is before Sandy happened.

And instead of finding anything practical, like I went into this rabbit hole trying to find the funniest ones.

And my favorite was something called PB&J in a can.

You know, I think when people hear that their instinct is to try to claim that that sounds gross, I want to admit it actually sounds like maybe that could be good. I'd probably, I'm just hungry right now, but I would probably try it. I know. Like, I thought it would be this dehydrated, like, PB&J that you heat up and it magically seems fresh again. But instead, it was this tin can with this old hot dog roll stuffed inside.

And two packets of peanut butter and jelly, they just smear on yourself.

So it was honestly so unappetizing when I found out what it was.

I tried to order a few to give out of Christmas.

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