9: Warm Gazpacho
The Alexei Sayle Podcast
Alexei Sayle and Talal Karkouti
4.8 • 610 Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Topics include Mr Muscle, government-funded abstract expressionism, spoon-feeding your audiences, Doctor Who and, obviously, budget dining.
We also, kind of, explain who this Talal guy is...
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The Alexei Sayle Podcast is produced and edited by Talal Karkouti
Music by Tarboosh Records
Photograph from the Andy Hollingworth Archive
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to edition episode number nine of the Alexi Cell podcast with me, Alexi Sell, and my good buddy and technical assistant Talal Kharkuti. Hey Talal. |
| 0:24.6 | Hello. Whoa. I'm coming in right at the beginning. |
| 0:27.4 | Ah, yeah. Why not? Why not? Hi. This is me. |
| 0:33.1 | Hi. All right. So, um, uh, um, people seem to like the format |
| 0:38.4 | whenever we did the last podcast, |
| 0:41.8 | which is a kind of really stream of consciousness, |
| 0:44.4 | not the interviews or with my celebrity friends |
| 0:47.9 | or tightly. |
| 0:49.7 | Oh shit, can you call me? |
| 0:52.2 | You're a doctor. |
| 0:53.9 | I'll ignore that. |
| 0:56.9 | Don't ignore your doctor, Alexie? |
| 0:59.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.1 | Oh, you're so crap. |
| 1:02.3 | What do they know? |
| 1:03.2 | What did they know? |
| 1:05.2 | You don't have a monologue planned for the top? |
| 1:07.9 | No, so I don't, you know, as people seem to like the free flow in easy |
| 1:12.2 | come, easy go attitude to this podcast rather than the interviews at my celebrity cohort or with |
| 1:19.0 | the tightly scripted monologue. So I'm happy to go along with that. So there's even less thought |
| 1:26.3 | and preparation gone into this edition of the podcast than the last one. |
| 1:32.7 | So, which is not to say that there's none, you know, because that's all I think about, really, is, is my podcast. |
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