9 Very Important Facts About Bears
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iHeartPodcasts and Kaleidoscope
4.5 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 December 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.5 | Guess what, Mango? |
| 0:05.4 | What's that, Will? |
| 0:06.3 | Did you know there's a polar bear jail in Churchill, Canada? |
| 0:10.2 | So I do know that Churchill is considered the polar bear capital of the world |
| 0:13.9 | because my mom has wanted to make a pilgrimage there forever. |
| 0:17.0 | And I'd also heard that people there leave their cars unlocked |
| 0:20.4 | in case you ever need to make like a quick escape from a wayward bear. |
| 0:23.7 | Wait, are you serious about that? |
| 0:25.2 | You could actually just hop in a stranger's car and take shelter, which is such a weird thing. |
| 0:30.2 | I'm sure you can only get so much protection from a crazed bear in a car. |
| 0:34.4 | But tell me about polar bear jail. |
| 0:37.2 | Well, according to the Atlantic, it was built in 1982, and it has space for 28 fuzzy inmates. |
| 0:43.2 | Basically, it's the town has so many bears wandering through. |
| 0:46.8 | Officials have set up a hotline for locals. |
| 0:49.2 | It's just 675 bear. |
| 0:52.0 | So if you see a bear on the outskirts of town, officials will come and try to scare it away with whatever they can use, whether it's firecrackers or sometimes rubber bullets or paintballs. |
| 1:02.0 | And generally, the bears get the hint. |
| 1:04.3 | But if a bear decides he still wants to visit or worse, if a bear starts loitering in places that they shouldn't be, that's often what juvenile bears will do. |
| 1:12.9 | That's when the threat of jail time kicks in. |
| 1:15.6 | So the bear patrol tries to lure these big delinquents into a giant cylindrical trap baited with seal meat. |
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