9: Valentine's Body Hacks | 8 Ball Special
The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast
TMG Studios
4.9 • 31K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2023
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
It's Valentine's Day on the ship this month and the guys get the raunchy spoils while cupid stops by to set the mood. Ben breaks down the ever important “body hacks” and the art of *not* jerking off. All while Noel serves up his best ketamine and cigarette jokes. Head over to our website for the extended cut where the guys go deep on.…circumcisions???
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Chapters:
0:00 Skateboard Dog
1:45 Trash Can Cigarettes
4:20 Last Ketamine Experiment
8:13 “Help Me, Kill Me”
13:00 Brought to you by BetterHelp
14:16 Brave New World Sh*t
17:00 Toilet Pubes
21:25 TikTok Pranks
24:07 Jeremy Fragrance
26:54 Cupid Appears
29:19 V-Day Gifts
31:53 Dirty Greek Gods
34:09 Little Piss Pig
36:18 BJ Blast
38:12 Gagged Emil & Smarties
39:35 Eyes Check
43:37 Ben’s Body Hacks
46:40 Jacking Constantly
49:48 Kill Me, Sue Me, Help Me
52:30 Cum Talk & More Hacks
55:45 *GRAPHIC WARNING* Idaho Killer
1:02:06 Traffic Criminals
1:04:35 Wrap Up
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, did you hear that non-offensive story that happened this weekend? |
| 0:23.7 | No way! |
| 0:24.7 | Yes. |
| 0:25.7 | What happened? |
| 0:26.7 | A dog rotoscate board. |
| 0:27.7 | No way! |
| 0:28.7 | You put one of those fat little bulldogs? |
| 0:31.2 | They loved to eat. |
| 0:32.2 | Oh, yeah, pushing one. |
| 0:33.2 | Well, he was weight-appropriate and his breathing was just fine. |
| 0:36.2 | Okay. |
| 0:37.2 | That's not that's so cute. |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.8 | It was really cute. |
| 0:40.8 | It used all four paws. |
| 0:41.8 | What it did was it used all four feet and it got on the skateboard and then it used |
| 0:46.5 | one foot to push it. |
| 0:48.0 | See, I'm confused because skateboard is normally for people. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.0 | But you're telling me a dog used one? |
| 0:53.6 | A dog used one. |
| 0:54.6 | Oh, that's a riot. |
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