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The Two Pints Podcast!

9. Two Pints with Keith Lemon

The Two Pints Podcast!

Will & Ralf

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Keith Lemon joins us to have a few Sunday afternoon pints (of water in Ralf's case).


A great catch up with one of Will's mates, some great banter, stories and chat about art's and crafts!


This is the penultimate episode of season one, and it's great to have such a funny person on to have a chat with!


Hope you enjoy it.


Will & Ralf.



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0:00.0

Jesus fucking will when was the last time you ate 1995? I've had no food today.

0:08.0

Neither have I. Well but I'm having a beer and I can't I can't drink without having a sandwich

0:16.6

so it was it was a ham and brown sauce butty.

0:19.6

You're such a you such a quirky fellow aren't you?

0:22.4

I don't see that's quirky I think that's

0:23.9

quite good actually my mom always said if you're gonna have a drink make sure have some

0:26.9

food. Yeah yeah that'll save you. Right let's go with this shit.

0:32.4

Let's do a with this shit.

0:33.0

Let's do a podcast.

0:34.0

Come on.

0:35.0

I can see you, get out of frame.

0:37.0

Bomics! Hey, I'm we're here again.

0:50.0

I'm here again. Hello, pal. Are you all right? Yeah. What's wrong with you? You're in Guadalupe, it's beautiful,

0:57.8

son-she and got a swimming pool. Listen to the stadium, what's happened?

1:00.7

It's 6 a.m. Well, it was your idea to record this at this time was

1:04.4

though? What do you want me to do? I had to set my alarm. I had to be up at half past

1:08.4

ten for this. I'd to set my alarm. Mate, I dream of being up at half ten these days. Dream of it. Half 10 seems like a minute. Half 10 I've done several hours of work by then and I'm starving.

1:18.8

No, mate. The plan was to, I asked you if you would do it this time, six o'clock for me because we wanted to do

1:26.4

like the podcast for like maybe an hour and a half and then I was hoping to be, the plan was about half eight or something,

1:31.9

it was going to be off on an excursion for the day,

1:33.7

and my day off and was going to go on a jet ski trip around the island. And then there was a rumor that there was a storm coming.

1:40.8

So we had to change the whole plan. And and now the weather is the most beautiful day I've ever seen so I'm up at 6 AM for no reason no jet skis

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