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Lateral with Tom Scott

9: The purple seats mystery

Lateral with Tom Scott

Lateral with Tom Scott

Education, Comedy, Leisure, Games

4.9742 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Corry Will, Luke Cutforth and Jade Tan-Holmes face questions about mysterious medicines, calamitous currency and dodgy dealings. LATERAL is a comedy panel game podcast about weird questions with wonderful answers, hosted by Tom Scott. For business enquiries, contestant appearances or question submissions, visit https://www.lateralcast.com. Join the Producer's Club via https://members.lateralcast.com for ad-free episodes and bonus content. HOST: Tom Scott. QUESTION PRODUCER: David Bodycombe. RECORDED AT & EDITED BY: The Podcast Studios, Dublin. EDITOR: Julie Hassett. MUSIC: Karl-Ola Kjellholm ('Private Detective'/'Agrumes', courtesy of epidemicsound.com). ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS: Josh Halbur, Ben Justice, Lewis Tough, Arun Uttamchandani, Eglė Vaškevičiūtė. FORMAT: Pad 26 Limited/Labyrinth Games Ltd. EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: David Bodycombe and Tom Scott. © Pad 26 Limited (https://www.pad26.com) / Labyrinth Games Ltd. 2022. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Why did the comedian Leslie Hope change his name to Bob Hope?

0:04.8

The answer to that at the end of the show.

0:06.6

My name's Tom Scott, and this is Lateral.

0:14.0

Joining us for Lateral this time are a trio,

0:17.3

the likes of which haven't been seen since The Three Musketeers,

0:20.4

or maybe Huey Dewey and Louis, I'm not sure. We have from Up and Atom, Jade Tam Holmes. Hi, great to be here. From the Cy Guys podcast, Corrie Will. Hello. And also from the Cy Guys podcast, Luke Cutforth. Hello. Nothing is predictable with the questions in this game. we're going to be throwing our panellists onto the trampolines of logic and seeing which way they bounce.

0:42.0

These scripts are getting increasingly bizarre as time goes on, and I'm kind of here for it.

0:48.5

We start with a question from me, as usual, which is, In 1985, it was reported that some flocks of sheep

0:55.5

in the town of Blanalfastinioch in Wales had been quarantined. Without that, millions of pounds

1:01.3

worth of infrastructure would have become obsolete. What had they done and how had they done it?

1:07.2

I'll give you that one more time. In 1985, it was reported that some flocks of sheep in Blanelfastiniaw Wales had been quarantined.

1:13.4

Without that safety measure, millions of pounds of infrastructure would have become obsolete.

1:17.5

What had they done and how had they done it?

1:21.7

The questions phrased like the sheep did something.

1:25.2

Like what have they done? So I'm thinking the sheep ate something. Like, what have they done?

1:28.9

So I'm thinking the sheep ate something, ate something poisonous, or...

1:34.2

I mean, you're absolutely right.

1:35.2

This is on the sheep.

1:37.2

This is 100% the sheep's doing.

1:39.9

I'm like, what can a sheep do?

1:42.4

I mean, not much.

1:44.4

I got to film a video about sheep herding a while back, and it's not much.

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