9: The Haunting of Emily's Hair

Dark Air with Terry Carnation

Audioboom Studios | Kelly&Kelly

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Society & Culture, Fiction

4.8 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

When Terry wakes up in Dr. Lizzie’s bed, things get awkward. Later, when Terry meets a famous director (Jason Reitman) who wants to make Terry’s screenplay, Terry threatens to give up the radio show to pursue a life of Hollywood fame.

Dark Air with Terry Carnation was created by Rainn Wilson and Aaron Lee and is produced by Thom Harp and Chris Kelly.

Starring: Rainn Wilson as Terry Carnation, Karan Soni as Jeet, Al Madrigal as Al, Yvette Nicole Brown as Dr. Lizzie, Aaron Lee as Dr. Kesden and Jennifer MacLean as Veronica.

Featuring:
Jason Reitman – Himself
Janet Varney – Alex
Barrista – Emily Pendergast
Jason Reitman's Assistant – Josh Duvendeck

Guest callers: Keisha Zollar, Kevin Isola, Zehra Fazal

Dark Air with Terry Carnation is produced by Imperial Mammoth, Audioboom and Kelly&Kelly.

For a full list of credits head to terrycarnation.com/credit

Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to get you.
0:02.0	You're listening to the dark air.
0:07.0	Dark air with Terry Carnation, episode nine, the haunting of Emily's hair.
0:16.0	I watch that.
0:20.0	Welcome to chapter nine of the audiobook, Dark Air, the Terry Carnation story.
0:45.0	I'm Terry Carnation, as you know, and this is the audiobook of my fantasy,
0:50.0	McGoracle Life, as you also know.
0:52.0	I like to welcome you to each and every chapter as if you're a guest in my home.
0:56.0	Of course, this isn't really like your guest in my home, as for all I know,
1:00.0	your shoes are still on, and you haven't brought me a host gift as is custom.
1:05.0	However, speaking of guests, I woke one morning to find myself a guest
1:12.0	of Dr. Elizabeth Franklin, aka KSP's highly rated and, frankly,
1:19.0	when it comes to sex, someone overrated, advice host Dr. Lizzie.
1:24.0	Our coupling occurred after I valiantly saved her life
1:30.0	from a sword-wielding madman and excellent guest, it may be said the night before,
1:37.0	to say that I was surprised to be in such a situation would be a gross understatement.
1:42.0	Emphasis on the word gross.
1:47.0	Good morning, Dr. Lizzie.
1:56.0	Or should I say Dr. Lusty?
2:00.0	Oh, right. Okay, that happened.
2:07.0	Time to go, Terry, and just feel free to repress this memory right alongside all of your humiliating junior high school ones.
2:14.0	Wow, this place is incredible.
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