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scenes. Is that the phrase? So if you are able to and have not yet supported us on Patreon,

please consider it. It helps the show exist. And we have all sorts of cool rewards,

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The Sheriff's Secret Police are asking the public's help in catching a dangerous fugitive on the

loose in the greater Nightfail area. They say he is armed and should be approached with extreme

caution. For everyone's protection, they are keeping the name and description of the fugitive secret,

but indicate that all strangers should be mistrusted and avoided, as well as friends and loved ones,

because how well do you know those people anyway? Are you aware of their location every second

of every day? Who among us does not have secrets? The fugitive is wanted dead or alive,

and vigilante justice is, as always, highly encouraged.

Our top story today. A large pyramid has appeared in the center of the Beatrix Lomon Memorial

Meditation Zone, destroying over half of the zones state of the art meditation equipment and

paraphernalia. Experts have been contacted as to what could cause sudden pyramid existence,

however, as it turns out, there are no experts in pyramid materialization, and the town's other

experts offered up merely shrugs, followed by panicked conjectures, and finally screams and moans,

all of which fell uselessly upon the city council's merciless ears.

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