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The Betchelor

#9 Krystal Speaks in Inspirational Instagram Captions

The Betchelor

Betches

Tv Reviews, Tv & Film, After Shows

3.75.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Sami and Aleen cover this week’s episode of The Bachelor. Krystal’s voice is again a target, but her tendency to give speeches consisting of empty inspirational quotes shows that her weird voice is actually one of her better traits. She has issues. Aleen can’t stop cringing when Arie makes his moves, particularly on a certain 22-year-old. They conclude that Bekah actually has more maturity and poise than just about everyone, especially Arie. They wrap things up talking about glam-shaming, the controversial practice of calling people out for being too hot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'm Samy.

0:16.0

I'm Alene.

0:18.0

I was literally about to be like, no, this is my trap, but I can never get that right.

0:22.2

Right now we're going to talk about the bachelor.

0:24.8

Just say on that topic.

0:26.2

I'm totally on it.

0:27.7

I liked that episode last night.

0:29.2

Really good.

0:30.2

What was your, okay, let's do a rundown.

0:32.2

What was your favorite thing in the episode last night?

0:35.2

There are so many things, okay, I still think that Crystal's voice is the best thing that

0:42.0

ever happened to the show.

0:43.6

The part where she pulled them aside, not in the rose ceremony in the middle of, I guess,

0:49.3

the group date and she's like, I know that we had a connection and then her eyes are

0:56.2

like fluttering.

0:57.2

Like, she literally has nothing going on in her head.

1:00.8

She's sort of like a grim reaper.

1:02.7

I don't even know.

1:03.7

She's also when she said that I know the other guy's think I'm just like, I'm not this.

1:09.4

Oh my gosh.

1:10.4

It's really hard being this flawless.

1:12.4

Okay, she reminds me of me when I was like eight years old and I was trying to manipulate

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