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Hello From The Magic Tavern

9 - Goblins

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Comedy, Fiction

4.811.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2015

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don't really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I'll find out today!


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Inta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie Piña

Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer


Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi

Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi

Theme Music: Andy Poland

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban


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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:03.4

a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy,

0:06.5

the country's most exclusive boarding school.

0:08.9

Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power,

0:12.7

money, and sex collide in a game of life and death.

0:15.9

Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early and ad-free, on Wondering Plus.

0:24.5

The following podcast is not real,

0:27.0

but it is really sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

0:30.4

They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show.

0:33.9

Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of

0:59.8

Foon. Hi, I'm your host Arnie Neekamp. I'm from Earth,

1:02.8

and if you haven't heard the podcast before, a little over a month ago,

1:06.0

I fell through a magical portal behind a Burger King into this land called Foon,

1:10.4

and luckily I'm getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King.

1:13.4

I guess through like a tiny crack in the riff, the dimensional riff that's still there,

1:17.7

and so I'm hosting a weekly podcast in the Vermilion Minotaur,

1:21.2

a tavern in the town of Hogface in the land of Foon.

1:24.4

As always, my two co-hosts are with me,

1:26.9

Chant and Yusador. Why don't you guys introduce yourselves?

1:30.0

You just did. I did. I am Yusador,

1:32.4

a wizard at a twelfth realm of Ephesius,

1:34.9

master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights,

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