9: Bhad Bhabie Is Related To One Of Us

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Zane visited an adult film shoot! Heath and Zane might be roommates again?! And Mariah is actually related to Bhad Bhabie?! SAY WHAT?! Take a sip on this hot roast of an episode!

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0:00.0	It's Turkey Top.
0:01.0	It's Turkey Top with Zana Heath.
0:03.0	Now sit down, Matt.
0:04.0	Sit down, Matt.
0:05.0	Can we talk about how Matt's on the verge being fired?
0:07.0	I feel terrible.
0:08.0	You guys know I love doing this.
0:10.0	You're supposed to do it.
0:11.0	As you should.
0:12.0	We were supposed to do our podcast yesterday and he didn't show for work.
0:15.0	He called off.
0:16.0	I woke up sick, guys.
0:18.0	You did not wake up with the damn flu. He woke up hungover because guess what,
0:22.4	bitch, I did too. I guess I still came to work. It was not a hangover. Trust me, I know the
0:26.7	difference between a hangover and actually being sick. A hangover, I can like plow through. I can
0:31.6	conquer it. Also being sick lasts more than a fucking day, bitch. Exactly. Exactly. Y'all wanted me to come in a day. I'm infecting all of you guys.
0:38.0	Oh, so we're being sassy too today. You're fired, bitch. Mara, you can score him out of
0:41.7	top. Oh, back talk? You can back talk your way out the door. I said. We're accepting
0:47.6	all applications, please. You have to be smart, nerdy, and tall. Thank you. We're trying to fill up the math spot right now. It is typecasted.
0:55.5	Typecasted. Welcome to our sweet ass. We could find another one. Bet you we can. Good luck. Good luck. Matt, you
1:01.1	hate shit. Zana Heathunfilter.com might get some applications in there. Oh God. We'd hold auditions for
1:06.5	Mattra placement. Oh my God. That'd be really funny. Put them on the chopping block let's see if we could do better let's make this a whole thing there's going to be so many emails coming in episode 10 we'll need someone new so make
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