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Do you see the number 64 getting called for holding?

And then what game is that, Puss?

Is that a college game?

Oh, yeah, the kid who just, big old F-bomb.

He's walking past the, the ref, and the refs on his microphone and holding on number 64. He says it right there goes, F, and he screams it out loud. And it just rings through the stadium. Through the stadium. Is this the uncut version? Yes, it is. Don't play the clip. We won't play the clip. You can't have to hear the whole bomb drop.

It's hilarious.

It's Oregon State and Fresno State, and I believe it was one of the linemen for Oregon State that got called, and he was right behind the ref.

And I think that was also the same game I saw a clip.

They hit the Oregon State coach heading to the locker room at halftime. And he was obviously not happy and he said something about, you know, we've just been killing ourselves. Special teams, effing crap. Oh, that's what he said. Don't put the microphone in these guys. He should be able to swear, you know? Most coaches swear. No, that's kind of the job. I don't know. I know, but you should be able to swear. I don't know. You should put your filter on when you know you're going to be on broadcast TV. You're a coach. Most of them do put the filters on, but you know, whatever. We manage. You think I was pissed. Yeah, we do. Most of the time. angry every damn day. We manage. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. What are you talking about? Good boss. Sounds like you're projecting now. And I love this too. Mizzou beat KU is a good game. But at halftime, they're going to give this guy a chance to win, what, 25 grand to kick a field goal, Missouri student. Yes. Instead of kicking it, he tore his shirt off and it said FU KU on his shirt on his belly, right? Yeah, it said FKU, and then he took the ball, just kicked it towards the Kansas sideline, but this dude had a prosthetic leg. so I think he knew going in. He wasn't going to have a chance. Why would they pick a kid with a prosthetic leg to win $25 grand? Random. Yeah. I don't know, was it at Missouri? Maybe they knew all along. I always think it was just random son of a bitch. Yeah, but why would he have already written on his shirt? He must have known he was he won the day before the game. Right. That he'd won this Instagram giveaway run by one of the games. And his kicking leg was prosthetic? Because they would just fly right. You can't kick a field goal with a prosthetic leg. Once you get a fake leg, you might... But even his flat leg might not be good either. And it was a 45-yard field goal. There's no way he makes that.

No.

So he just figured what the hell, I'll just kick it into the shot. Yeah. Yeah, you want your... Plays of glory, man. Play's a glory. Your flat leg to be the strongest one. Man, I went down a rabbit hole of seeing the KU and Missouri, because they

hate each other from back in the day. And mostly all these old schools hate because Kansas was a

free state and Missouri wasn't. So they go back to Civil War times. That's the roots of it all. Yeah.

Yeah. And KU, Kansas was the free state, Missouri was a slave state, and they still hate that. I mean, I don't know if Missouri goes, we like being a slave state. Some of them do. But the Kansas part's going, I screw you, slavery owners. The hatred lingers. I know, big time, yeah. You hate something long enough. You don't even remember why you started sometimes. Oh, and you could hate slavery forever. And you know why you started that. Most people at the game now, they might not know that that's where. No, young people wouldn't know. Yeah. No people wouldn't. Right. Did you see the green dildo made its first NFL experience? Browns Bengals, right? Yeah. Yeah. And the video is great. I think one of the back judges or something just walks over, grabs it off the field and just chucks it over to the sideline. You can see it bouncing onto the sideline over there. Ooh. With his bare hand? Yeah. Yeah, I would have kicked it. I probably would have, too. Yeah, you don't know where that's been. I already picked it up and sniffed it. Oh, it's been in some crypto protesters Amazon box. Could have been in the butt. No, I don't think it's been used at all. It was bought for one purpose and one purpose alone so he could protest at the you use it hey honey i'm gonna throw this

in a field tomorrow let's use this tonight you know and then she says okay turn around put your

right like finally peg me before i throw this up here there you go you always say that i do i do i'm not sure if I'm pronouncing this gentleman's name correctly. He's written to us before. Ruzba, R-U-Z-B-E-H. Talking about traveling with the T-N-T-T-R-E-E-E-Mpire. Oh, cool. Talking about listening to the podcast in 49 of the 50 states. We think we got New Mexico on there. We have a dentist check and it lives there. He podcasts.

50 or 50, even other countries. I was living in France for my

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