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So if you got all disgusted and turn the Viking bear game off at halftime.

Only if you're a Viking fan.

The Bears fans were into it, man.

They were, I'm sure.

But the Vikings scored 21 fourth quarter points in 127.24.

All right.

They're not 1-0.

And here's a situation, Tyler, where I'm making your argument against fantasy because T.J. Hawkinson didn't have a good game.

It's not real football. I was playing against had T.J. Hawkinson had a good game. He had him. I don't. He's not on my fantasy team. He would have won.

So I wasn't really cheering for T.J. Hawkinson not to have a good game. But because he didn't have a good game, I won my fantasy game, which flies in the face of, you know, you should root for your team. Yeah, you get to root for your team. It complicates it. If you have a team, a lot of those fantasy guys don't have teams, they just play fantasy. Nick, is this gay? The E.T. light finger. Some guys

sends a picture of that. You can buy that E.T. Finger light thing, put on your own finger.

I think if E.T. himself is doing the poking. Well, E.T.'s not real. He's not real, man.

Yeah. So. Well, believe what not real. He's not real, man. Yeah, so.

Well, believe what you want.

Well, you rule on things that are bisexual because Eric is checking it.

I like Eric.

I like that pegging would be more bisexual than gay.

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