The New York Jets are 1,000 to 1 long shots to win the Superbowl.

That means if you bet just $1, you will lose just $1.

I think it's just $1.

I'm more amused by Jimmy Fallon's follow-up to his punchline.

I find that funny. What's coming up? Let me tell you this.

A guy read 50 years, a half a century, worth of relationship studies and came up with 17 strategies for a good relationship.

It's a lot of strategies. It might be too many. But it is called from 50 years of study.

Okay. Well, I'm looking forward to hearing about that. Lord knows it's funny.

I was just hobnobbing with a coworker. How's it going? You know, you're making woodicism back and forth and one of them was my wife hasn't left me.

You know, healthy relationships. Very important.

It's a good way to start today. Another day my wife hasn't left me.

Well, as I said, I still have a heartbeat and a job. So anything beyond that.

This is gravy. Oh, and my wife hasn't left me.

Please welcome to the Armstrong and Getty Show from CBS News Peter King, who is in Miami as we understand it.

Peter, greetings. How are you, sir?

Oh, just great. Thanks.

Hey, listen, the top of the hour news and news in general, doing a pretty good job.

I think of describing the big storm that's bearing down on Florida.

So we just have a couple of kind of specific questions. If you don't mind while you're on with us.

Number one, it looks pretty unavoidable that Florida is going to get hit hard, right?

Right.

And it's probably not going to be like an Arthur days and days of rain thing.

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