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A cautionary tale here out of the Slide Mountain Wilderness Area of upstate New York for hikers were rescued by officials after admitting they had consumed magic mushrooms and were suffering from a debilitating high.

AKA Tripping Balls. New York State Department of Environmental Conservation.

Forest rangers said it's rangers and local

firefighters rescued the hikers from the Slide Mountain Wilderness. 20 miles west of Woodstock, New York.

August 29th, the original caller admitted the group had consumed mushrooms and one of them was experiencing a debilitating high.

Rangers and firefighters found the group of hikers,

escorted them to the trailhead,

where they were evaluated by Shandakin Ambulance.

Officials said they provided a courtesy ride to the group's rental lodging.

One of the guys lost the car keys,

and then they went and found them in a bag under a log the next day.

The Rangers did.

Trailhead could be the term.

They show.

They got one dude that looks like he's a little head and something else.

He's stumbling drunk.

He looks like he's stumbling drunk.

Oh, he's not in his hoodie.

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