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9/4 App 2 Pooping in the Ocean

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Todd n Tyler

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4.7819 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Apparently, everyone's doing it!

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0:00.0

Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.com.

0:05.5

That's audible.com.uk slash wondery.

0:11.4

Chloe's having a habit of pitching at midnight.

0:14.9

Yeah.

0:17.1

Is that a winger song?

0:20.4

It'd be a good one.

0:19.1

No, I don't know. We're asleep for two and a half. Honey drippers, I think. What was that? Honey drippers are you're right. Hey, I'm just missing at midnight. You're right. It's honey dripper. Kind of a swinger song. Love the, I heard him the other day. It's funny you mentioned them. yeah Robert Plant and Bill Weinman

0:19.4

pitched at midnight

0:20.9

Pitching it. I can hear it being a hair band song. Yeah, it could be that too. Absolutely. Oh, that's, uh. Chloe, just. Judas Priest. Yeah. Pissing after midnight, yeah. Yeah. After midnight. Piss in after midnight. Yeah. Yeah in. She decided she's got to piss at, I don't know, two and a half hours in the sleep, even though she pissed before we went to bed. I was going to say, you're letting her out before bed? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. And she just. It's been like a couple days in a row, and then some days it won't happen, but you know, when it happens.

1:11.9

She's slamming one extra cocktail before you head to bed. No, no, she has to piss, right, not me. No, I know. That's what I'm talking about. She's having an extra cocktail. She's fine. She doesn't drink anymore. She continued her sobriety. I have it. so yeah so that that pisses me off because she would go outside and she

1:31.2

walks me the other side of the pool and pisses and I stand there my underwear thinking, oh great,

1:35.5

and I'm awake and my brain will spin and I can't sleep for another hour. Ah, yeah. Isn't that fun?

1:40.6

Oh, yeah. Sucks ass. Actually, I slip. I probably fell asleep within a half hour. Who knows? Trying not to keep that time. It's different than most people on the East Coast who apparently have been just pooping in the ocean. Well, everybody poops in the ocean, man. If you have to, you've got to go. Well, you got to go to the bathroom, too. I realize that.

2:00.9

But if it's one of those sliders where you have no choice.

2:04.6

Is this an epidemic?

2:05.6

Was that that story about people?

2:07.2

Up and down the East Coast.

2:10.0

There are beaches.

2:11.4

A hundred of them that have been designated.

2:14.9

They're full of fecal contamination.

2:17.1

Oh, I did see that yeah water quality

2:19.4

warnings from main to florida oh really i didn't know that high levels of bacteria because east

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