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All right, one of my golf buddies checks in, so I'm not going to give his name out. 48, I have accomplished the feat at each of my decades, married earlier, 21. Divorced by 25, one-nighters were frequent in between girlfriends, currently in a relationship. Not sure I'll be able to do it in my 50s. Relation. Don't sell yourself a short deal. It's going to happen.

Somebody's going to leave you.

Sometimes it's not your choice.

All right. Bring me up, Puss.

We're going to listen to a little Arizona State practice.

They're practicing football at Arizona State.

And they play Mississippi State this weekend.

And they have the annoying cowbells.

Oh, yes.

Going in the crowd.

And it's even annoying to watch.

Well, there was a member of the Lancers, the hockey team in town.

Was that?

No, I think it was the college hockey team that

did that was it they would fill milk jugs full of change oh god why would they even let those in

the cowbells are at the Omaha beef indoor football okay yes which is a fine product and a cool

and a cool place to watch football but those bells are crazy it is sitting in front of someone who's banging a cowbell or shaking their milk jug.

Normally, I'm all about shaking your milk jug, but not if I'm sitting in front of the way.

They bring all the boys to the yard.

Hockey game.

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