9/30 3-2 The Yankee Candle

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🗓️ 30 September 2025

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0:00.0	Stream the show live every morning.
0:13.8	Click over to TNT Radio Empire.com and fire up the earbuds.
0:18.1	This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.
0:22.7	ER doctor here says,
0:25.4	the craziest thing ever pulled out of somebody's ass.
0:29.0	And it was a Yankee candle.
0:32.0	And he goes, and not the stocking stuffer kind,
0:34.4	the full-sized Yankee candle.
0:36.4	Damn.
0:40.8	Now, it is... Did that person fall on the Yankee candle doesn't they usually have that kind of a story yeah people walk in they always say it's
0:47.4	something uh here's what they say she said uh if the patient complains about a personal problem it's
0:53.2	usually some up their ass when they say that they walk in and go i have a personal problem, it's usually something up their ass when they say that.
0:55.5	They walk in and go, I have a personal problem.
0:57.5	It's pretty much something's up their ass.
1:01.0	I mean, literally.
1:02.2	Yeah.
1:03.2	Yeah.
1:04.0	Not in the figurative sense.
1:05.4	I identified patient said the girlfriend got a little crazy last night
1:09.3	and put something up there and was unable to remove it.
1:11.8	A little crazy.
1:13.9	Nick, I'll give you this one.
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