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Chloe's having a habit of pitching at midnight.

Yeah.

Is that a winger song?

It would be a good one. Yeah. Is that a winger song? It would be a good one. I don't know. We're asleep for two and a half. Honey drippers, I think. What was that? Honey drippers are you pissing at midnight. You're right. Hey, I'm just missing at midnight. Here it is, honey drippers. Kind of a swinger song. I heard him the other day. It's funny you mention them. Yeah, Robert Plant and Bill Wyman. Pitching it. I can hear it being a hair band song. Yeah, it could be that too. Absolutely. Oh, that's, uh. Chloe, just. Judas Priest. Yeah. Pissing after midnight, yeah. After midnight. Piss in after midnight. Yeah. She decided she's got to piss at, I don't know, two and a half hours in the sleep, even though she pissed before we went to bed. I was going to say, you're letting her out before bed? Oh, hell yeah, yeah, yeah. And she just... It's been like through, it's like a couple days in a row.

Then some days it won't happen, but, you know, when it happens.

She's slamming one extra cocktail before you head to bed. No, no, she has to piss, right, not me. No, I know. That's what I'm talking about. She's having an extra cocktail. She's fine. She doesn't drink anymore. and she continued her sobriety.

I have it.

So yeah, so that pisses me off because

we go outside and she walks me the other side of the pool and pisses and I stand there my underwear

thinking oh great now I'm awake and my brain will spin and I can't sleep for another hour

yeah that isn't that fun oh yeah sucks ass I actually slip I probably fell asleep within a half hour. Who knows? Trying not to keep that time. It's different than most people on the East Coast who apparently have been just pooping in the ocean. Well, everybody poops in the ocean, man. If you have to, you've got to go. You've got to go to the bathroom, too.

I realize that.

But if it's one of those sliders where you have no choice.

Is this an epidemic?

Was that that story about people swimming for Labor Day?

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