I'm sure you know my now Hugh Hefner passed away yesterday at home at the Playboy Mansion.

He was pronounced dead of natural causes, although they won't be able to rule out foul play

for quite some time because of all the DNA evidence they found in the house.

It might take 20 years, I mean I was thinking about last night, Hugh Hefner is probably the only

person ever to be disappointed by heaven. With all these harps, let's get some naked girls in here.

Wow. At one age did he decide to go with pajamas? Did he do that? Because most of my adult,

well my whole adult life I think he's been in pajamas, but I see the pictures of him in the 50s,

early 60s and he's wearing a suit and tie and looking pretty good. But when did he decide,

you know what, I'm just wearing a pajamas all the time. Well it's interesting that he is now a

hero to several generations of college girls who you know, were there jammies all the time too?

Yeah. I like to look into that. They decided like 50 or earlier than that. You know what, I'm just

gonna wear pajamas and slippers and nobody's gonna tell me I can't. And where's my boat captain's hat?

Yeah. And that I was at a lose in the hair thing. Anyway, so I'd forgotten to mention this

nugget yesterday. He bought a long time ago his little place to shove his body or ashes or whatever

next to Marilyn Monroe. So he's gonna be buried next to Marilyn Monroe. Why? Wow, little post-mortem

ego trip. What's normal? What kind of weird thing? Well that was my point yesterday. He was a

he was a strange weird old pervo and not enough people were saying that yesterday for like the

last 40 years at least. Yeah. But why did he want to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe?

I can't even imagine thinking of that. So much less the motivation behind it. Right. Let's see,

who's really famous I could be dead next to. Yeah. Really glamourous. Well, of course, you know,

he helped make her career and she helped make his. Okay. I guess. I don't know. Maybe they were

secretly lovers and were torn from each other's arms back in the day, the untold story.

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