I will not take a lot of time if this because we have important fare to get to.

We have been alerted by one of our astute listeners to a case in Florida where a man through another man off a bridge right in front of a cop who arrested him.

An eyewitness to the entire Freakus was interviewed by the local news station.

This man, well he explains what he was doing, you should probably know he is dressed as a pirate.

The broad pirate pattern hat.

Pittsburgh or seafaring.

Seafaring.

The broad, I'm the captain of the ship hat and then the poofy shirt is made famous on on Seinfeld again.

Willie Stardial or Blackbeard.

The latter.

And here he is.

It's a little late for national talk like a pirate day, but this is what he sounds like.

I was fishing here next to the bridge and I heard a commotion on a bridge when we can not a single yard or it is true.

Not a single matey.

No reference to the plank.

So dude is just dressed as a pirate fishing fishing they interview him on the news make no reference to it and he goes on his merry way.

There are days I love the modern world.

They are few and far between.

But at least for this moment I do.

I do indeed.

Let me get some more coffee.

It will help control your weight before I start into this.

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