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Jerry writes this, email address, by the way, it's T&T at T&T Radio Empire.com.

I had my uvula removed for snoring.

Whoa.

1999, along with tonsils at the same time.

Stitches in a three-quarter circle at the back of my mouth until they dissolve.

Total hell.

Surprisingly, you have to relearn how to drink liquids again because you don't have the flap.

How big was this uvula that caused him to snore?

It must have been big and thick.

Yeah, to close off your sinuses.

Liquid goes up and out of the nose with no resistance.

Still snore, but not as severe.

I better stop before I get to paragraph four and you lose interest.

Jerry and Norfolk, also known as Alexa, ordered dildos.

I was hoping you'd say that to the collar named Alexa the other day. I wanted to get that with her, but she was a great phone call with her. I just... Yeah, we didn't want a sidetracker. Yeah. Yeah. Which is rare for us. That's plan A. Yeah. She is planned away. And Alexa ordered dildos to not have Sister Gene, and Sister Gene is not dead.

She is back off of the scoreboard now.

Right, right.

So that's been taken care of.

It's a miracle.

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