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Somebody got a hell on my Facebook page here and said,

they were catching up on the, she it the codcast the codcast is

Todd and Walsh's cod they're together on that we're talking about fishing they just talk about

cod but uh because you heard you mention the time that the girlfriend the girl's boyfriend

climbed the ladder can you regale us with that story? I've never heard it. It's pretty epic.

I was with a girl. I was starting the date and I didn't know she had, well, everybody's got

an ex-boyfriend, next girlfriend. That's just the way things are. And I was, we're sleeping in her

bed in her upstairs of a condo that she owned and I just heard some noise.

It was like in the middle of the morning, you know.

I just heard this just this ladder.

No, no, no, no, no.

Excuse me.

Starts with a pounding in the front door.

I didn't think you were going to say front door.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Epic pegging story is different. It started with the pounding at the back door. And then hours later, the pounding at the front door. So there's a door being pounded on downstairs. Just start knock. And then there's pounding. And then he starts yunger and first name out. And I go, who the hell is that?

Because I'm just don't answer. I'm not answering it. Who is it? It's because Mike's boyfriend. I said, what? So I said, well, that's good. Don't answer that. Because I don't know who this guy is. It could be some big, huge dudes going to kick my ass, blah, blah, blah. he just keeps pounding really hard really hard like going nuts and screaming her name i know somebody's in there with you and i'm thinking

holy hell so then the pounding stops i'm thinking great cool i'll be safe now i'm going to wait

here a while to get out the front door running my car get the out of here. And then I hear this noise in the back of the building. And you could tell like a metal metal ladder sound. People pick those things up. And all of a sudden the balusia, the ladder just hit the back window over a bedroom, just like Belushi and Animal House.

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