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I have no context whatsoever for this post, but there's a lady addressing plushies, and she sewed something called

Vanessa Volva. One of my favorite puppets in the play. It doesn't say what play it was. It was something

happened at the New Zealand Fringe Festival in 2019. So somebody already took your Vanessa Volva.

Vanessa Volva's already done. No, I just it's not in mainstream porn yet

Yeah, this is this is pretty niche. I think that name's still out there not copyrighted

All right if you're heading in for surgery this morning. You might want to turn the radio off

I hate to tell you to do that but

Listen to this story.

2019, Stacey Gustafin, Gustafsson, whatever, experience in operative awareness during hernia surgery.

Oh, no.

What is that, you ask? It's when a patient becomes conscious while under general anesthesia during surgery.

That happened to me when I was getting scoped.

I woke up for a second.

And all I heard was the din of the operating room. Yeah, but that's just something your ass.

That's not going to hurt.

They didn't have your gut laid open or anything.

And I enjoyed that.

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