I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow. Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy.

Oh, God.

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I much appreciate it.

And I don't mind making this speech without a teleprompter because the teleprompter is not working.

I feel very happy to be up here with you, nevertheless.

And that way you speak more from the heart.

I can only say that whoever's operating this teleprompter

is in big trouble.

Ah, yes, President Trump yesterday at the so-called United Nations, the ironically named United Nations,

run by criminals, racists, anti-Semites, third world,

you know, billionaires. I think they're billionaires. It's all our money, but pay no attention

to that. And did you see, I hadn't seen it until I got home last night, but the escalator moment, the escalator incident, obviously

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