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Check this out, guys. Target is letting customers download an indoor map to help them find their way around the store.

While if you get lost in Costco, they just tell you to forget your old life and move in.

And then we're going to get out.

Forget your old life. That reminds me of the, what do you call it? The IKEA.

Yeah. That story. You get to get into there and you think, wow, I don't remember how to leave.

They got to do that. I like that idea at Target. Just looking at my phone, okay, that's over there.

I love that. Instead of just wandering, freaking around.

You know, my wife was complaining the other day. The fabulous dude.

We moved recently. She's trying to get another grocery store. She said,

I don't know, the way it's laid out, it doesn't make any sense. I just, I had four things to get.

It took me forever. I said, welcome to my world. Welcome to every time I've gone to every grocery store.

That's what it's like. Do you get it now?

Yeah, if I have a list of four things to get, it takes my wife like a minute. She knows exactly where they are.

She could take me a half an hour of wandering up and down the aisle.

Like four questions of employees.

This seems like a condominate. It should be in the condominant, but it's not exactly where the eye drops.

They're next to the pancakes, Sarah. Oh, okay. When you finally find somebody.

Where to God? Anyway, so I don't know if you're the news. The president made a speech at the

UN the other day. Gordon Chang was on Brett Bereshow on the Fox News yesterday. We're actually going to

talk to Gordon during the nine o'clock hour today. Those of you who are fortunate enough to get that

live on the air. Those of you are not feel free to pursue the podcast. He is an expert on the

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