Some up this morning I'm cleaning the kitchen, I'm listening to my news, I'm rumbling around

the house and then I go in the bathroom and why?

I'm going to wash my hands, sorry, you're telling it story, brush my teeth, etc.

So the door, I push open the door, the lights on, I thought that's weird, must have left

the light on, doors open and cracked.

Push on the door a little bit, there's resistance and then, but it's like a soft resistance,

I recognize that as a father of young children.

Yes.

I say hello, I push the door a little harder, I can see in the mirror, I look in my kindergarten

or my five year old is crouched behind the door in there, five o'clock in the morning.

Wow, I said, what are you doing in here?

He said hiding.

I said from what?

He said, I do this all the time.

Wow, said, will you want to go back to bed?

He said, no, I want to play.

And so they went out and started playing with Legos.

I have no idea, I don't know, I don't know, like, had he been in there since two or hiding

from, I don't know.

He wanted to detect it, I guess.

I don't know.

I don't know, I think the interlopers.

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