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9/19 App 1 DUI In The Barbie Jeep

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4.7819 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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He just wanted a Slurpee

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0:00.0

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36 months per 10,000 miles per year with approved credit, tax title license extra for well-qualified returning returning less ease. First payment and $299 dock fee due its signing. Stock number C-250538. Offer expires September 30th, 2025. See Dealer for details. There was a guy, I don't even get why this guy was busted. Was he drunk? He hopped on a Barbie Jeep and drove to get a slurpy was you on the main road yeah and i think

0:39.8

he was uh twice like two times the legal limit now those things have weight limits you know both my

0:45.8

kids had jeeps my daughters might even been the Barbie jeep and then he had the other one uh cool

0:51.4

looking army jeep maybe there's electric ones who drove to the driveway.

0:54.6

They were cool.

0:56.0

But they had weight limits.

0:59.1

So if you sat on those as a big person, they wouldn't run.

1:00.8

Are you telling me you ever tried to drive it?

1:02.8

I'm sure I did.

1:03.7

But it just didn't move. It might have moved a little bit.

1:06.2

And they were constructing pretty well, you know.

1:10.0

But I didn't drive it down the road to get a slurpy. I never would have done that. I guess this guy planned on walking with a friend to go get a slurpy. He said he got lazy, didn't want to walk. He got in the car and his friend was walking beside him. And then he got arrested. So why? Well, he was operating. You got to get a DUI in a Barbie car.

1:30.4

Well, his daughter's going to be pissed if her Barbie Jeep is impounded. Right. There's not a lot going on in

1:36.4

Prince George, British Columbia. So they were eager to bus somebody up there. He had a suspended license

1:42.7

and he was over the legal limit. It's a Barbie car.

1:47.4

It goes four miles an hour, maybe. If you can get a DUI on a mower or a horse. Yeah.

1:54.4

Yeah. Yeah. This is not that much of a stretch. Yeah. Nope. He's driving a vehicle on a public street and he's drunk. Under the influence. Can people in motorized... You imagine doing the test beside walking up straight line beside the Barbie vehicle? Yeah. Well, you don't even ask for registration. There's no registration for that. Good point. You pull out the receipt. Yeah, where's your insurance on this thing? Yeah. It's like drawn in crayon in the glove box. Lesson here is don't get lazy. When you want to slurpy. You got to earn it. How lazy are you? You could walk faster than a barbecue. Yeah. Doesn't it look like fun? Oh, yeah, it does. It does. I'm telling you, when I was growing up, there was a couple that's how they got around town was the mowers. The mower. And I never knew them, but you knew damn well looking at it. Like, yeah, they're drunk. How did they not get arrested every day? Local cop didn't care. They don't, yeah. Yeah.

2:56.3

They knew, cop knew who was town drunk and as long as they're not driving into houses.

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