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heard one of my nephews say Ketner. He throws the silent tea in there. Anyway, you go to the

graveyard. There's at least 75 German families. Now, how that age? Can you forget how to... You can say hell. They were surrounded by

Germans. In German, it's Kirchner. Kersner. Okay. Is there a... Like Don Kershner.

Exactly. Umlaught over the E. Oh. Oh, okay. Yes. So, but I don't get Kekner. And I, you know. I don't get him either. That's his future. But the odd thing is. What did you say that the O and the E don't make a sound ever? Don't make the short E. Ever in the English language? You've checked with linguists on this? That would always be O. Yeah? Yes. It should be Cochner. Have you checked and languists on this? That would always be oh yes it should be

coached nerds. Have you checked with languished on this? Obviously he has let's call

Nome Chomsky. Do you have an in-house linguist? His name is Mr. Puss. Yeah.

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