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9/15 3-3 Naked and Chopping Wood

Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

News, Sports

4.7819 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:26.7

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0:35.3

This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. Oh, by the way, Craig Peters could be our incarceration festival. Yeah, right. Is that not far from Cleveland? Mansfield, Ohio, is probably an hour, hour and a half from Cleveland? I'm sure he'd love that. And we just got word they're going to reopen. He's not playing there. He's not going to go around. They're going to reopen Shashank.

0:54.5

Yeah.

0:55.1

Trump's going to bring it. Right. All film locations with prisons are going to be reopened. And I believe most of the Cleveland Indians, because a lot of them are brown, will be incarcerated at, what is it, the Ohio State Reformatory? Yes. The Ohio State Reformatory. If they,

1:11.5

if they, if he, she said on TV the day, the day, the day, Yes. The Ohio State Reformatory.

1:11.4

If they,

1:28.0

if he sees that on the TV the day, the day, Shalshank, Trump will try to open up Shalshank. And I think Craig, I think Craig has said before. It's Gino Vanelli and then five-finger death punch. Pretty much. That's his, that's his ranking. I can't think it. When I hear that band, I think a five-finger dick punch now because the deadpillar name.

1:30.6

That's always going to be five-finger dick punch to me.

1:28.0

On a windfinger dick punch now because the deadpool name. That's always going to be five-finger dick punch to me. Out of Winfield, Kansas, where they listen to us on T-95 out of Wichita. The Cowley County Commission passed an ordinance banning public nudity. And you'd think, wow. Oh, is this where L.D. hangs out? Why would you have to do something like that? It's L.D.'s place, right? Well, it turns out there's a dude south of Arc City who walks around naked all the time. Neighbors see him cut wood in his front yard, walks out to his mailbox, walked on a public road near a school. All without his clothes on. They called the sheriff and the sheriff said, man, there's no law against that. He was cutting wood, naked? Yes. That's where you lost me. Like, actually cutting wood. To the reports. Yes, cutting wood, as in chopping wood. That doesn't sound safe. No. Yeah. So they said, well, maybe he had wood had wood, hey, oh. Yeah, that's right. Exactly. You got your balls around and there's wood. I get it. Maybe we got a drop in ordinance that says you can't be walking around naked in public. So that's what they're doing now. You know what? I get the school situation, but it's just unless he's doing something crazy around the school.

2:34.4

But come on. Who cares, man? That's how many Karen's called in that one? All of them? Yes. What if he was a stud? You know, what if he was just a good-looking dude ripped? I mean, completely ripped, young, whatever, you know? No, they wouldn't be having this meeting there. No. They'd go in the backyard.

2:52.0

Well, I don't care if he does.

2:52.9

Will you love to have a neighbor that walked around naked? young, whatever, you know. No, they wouldn't be having this meeting there. He'd go in the backyard.

2:51.9

Well, I don't care if he doesn't.

2:52.9

Wouldn't you love to have a neighbor that walked around naked? No, not like this guy, middle-aged dude. Just, oh, like, dog. Wouldn't he be funny? He walks up to your garage, what's up, Nick? I'd be like, put on some pants. Yeah, but you'd end up getting

3:06.9

an ugly naked guy is what you'd get.

3:08.8

Oh, yeah, this guy, yeah, exactly.

3:11.0

And then the ugly naked guy is what you do.

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