Man, this week is flying by already Thursday, which means we have a Thursday night matchup,

and as I mentioned, a really good Thursday night matchup.

And if we have a Thursday night matchup and you hear that sound that Alvin just dropped,

you know what that means?

It is time to check in on the dude with America's largest head, the flight deck, James Bighead Kelly, for another edition of Big Head Betts, wearing his ball cap.

How are you living, Head?

I'm living good, Jim.

I feel like I know you well enough to call you J.R. Does that work for you?

That works for me, dude.

That works for me. I feel like I know you well enough to call you Big Head.

Hey, bro, in one of the biggest shocks of the entire stream experience, and there are so many things.

I never thought that there would be women, well, woman, singular, thirsting after you the way Gail is.

One, has she slid into your DMs yet? Two, have you slid into your DMs yet?

Two, have you slid into her DMs yet?

What's going on?

None of that has happened, but clearly, yet.

Yes, clearly, Gail has a very keen eye on attractive men, so I can't blame her for that.

But it's not a one-off, Jim.

I'm a big fan of the ladies, or vice versa.

Ladies are a big fan of big head.

Dale, you were talking straight out your ass, dude.

First of all, that is a one-off.

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