How come they never call it a hot open?

I don't know actually. What is the, I mean, I don't know where that comes from.

So a cold open comes from Dave Portnoy. I can't do this, I don't want to do this.

Felix is territory now. I can't talk about barstool sports.

Even though I listen to the sex podcast they do.

Why is everyone talking about barstool sports?

Well I've been talking, as you know, I've been talking about the barstool sports sex podcast

for quite a few many months now.

Yeah, you talk about that a lot.

Felix has certain mental illnesses that makes him repeat things over and over.

And then people think what he say is funny and they're like, I can be funny too.

And then they say the same thing, but they're not funny.

And so it just becomes this like, did something happen with barstool or what?

Yeah, it came out that the owner of barstool sports had pretended to be Native American for a couple of days.

No.

Actually got the Dave Portnoy. He actually got the, well he's his CEO position due to that.

Federal contracts for Native Americans. He is kind of a troll, isn't he?

I think the whole thing's an act. You know what?

Yeah, I don't really care. I don't care.

I don't know. I don't get it.

I find all of it to be annoying.

Here's my thing.

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