So this episode of the West Wing thing is out of continuity.

A couple weeks ago, America suffered.

It's probably worst terrorist attack on our own soil.

In at least two decades, I'm talking about Mayor Pete declaring himself the winner of the Iowa Apocles.

So we're doing this one out of sequence.

Think of it as a little, I don't know, a podcast aberration.

You're listening.

You don't want me to?

Oh.

Oh.

I didn't know you were going to do that.

I'm doing it.

Okay.

Good evening.

I'm Martin Sheen and I'm with the cast of the West Wing.

For those of you who tuned in tonight to see our season premiere, I'm afraid you won't.

That'll be next week.

We're eager to get back to our continuing storylines, but tonight we wanted to stop for a moment and do something different. You'll notice a few things different about this show tonight.

Now don't panic, we're in show business, and we'll get back to tending our egos in short order.

But tonight we offer a play.

It's called Isaac and Ishmael.

We suggest you don't spend a lot of time trying to figure out where this episode comes in

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