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Welcome to Theories of the Third Kind. My name is Aaron and I'm one of your hosts.

There are two other hosts that are joining me today, of course, Danielson, you guys, and Anna.

Hi all you cool cats and kittens.

Also, we may have a special guest joining us in the middle of the show today.

We just have to wait and see if that person arrives.

Anyways, before we start today's episode, I just want to say like always, we don't run any ads on this show or take any money from any corporations.

So if you would like to help us out, then there's a few ways that you can do that.

One of the ways is Patreon. For only $5 a month, which is just 16 cents a day, you can sign up to our Patreon and get an extra episode each week.

These Patreon episodes are exclusive to members only.

Today we released a Patreon exclusive episode which is over the Dancing Israelis.

Also, we have several more episodes already locked and loaded for your listening pleasure, such as the Secret Nazi Space Program, Colts, Disney Darkness, Isaac Kappy,

McMartin, Satanic Preschool, Clinton Body Count, FEMA, and much more.

Which you get access to all of it for just $5 a month.

Another way to support the show is through our merchandise.

Just teleport on over to our website, theories of the third kind.com, and click on the shop button.

Then you can see all the merch we have for sale.

T-shirts, hats, all that good stuff.

Also, I just wanted to say that the money that we do get from Patreon and the merchandise, that goes to bettering the show.

Also, I know things are tough out there, but if you can't afford a shirt or a Patreon membership, that's totally cool.

We'd love if you could write us a review on iTunes, that would help us out a ton.

If you don't want to leave one though, then that's fine.

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