9-10am- The Longest Hot 100 Songs & Ornaments Are Out

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

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4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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The Rolling Stones concert is sponsored by AARP, Paul Stanley wants Kiss to live on, Andre 3000 has the longest song to hit the Billboard Hot 100, it’s time to play a game of ‘which is longer,’ Billie Eilish says she came out publicly, Drake has another face tattoo, the average child asks 11 questions per day, an update from Survivor, Gen Z says Christmas ornaments are out, secondhand gifts are becoming more common, and we play a game!

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0:00.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, wake up the area.
0:02.0	Amazing, with Sarah and Vinny.
0:04.0	You stole the car and let that guy drive?
0:06.0	Alice at 97.
0:08.0	Speaking of the Stones, the new Rolling Stones tour,
0:11.0	I guess this is like to get ahead of the jokes that we all make about the Rolling Stones being in their 80s.
0:16.0	It is sponsored by AARP, which is the American Association of Retired Persons.
0:22.0	I'm not making this up. That's who the sponsor is. Now, Vinny, as you know, are you in there? Oh, yeah. Why wouldn't I be? I get discounts. You know, it's like seven dollars a year they stay ignored that
0:35.8	You turn 50 they start sending the stuff right and I ignored that forever I just don't want any part of it. I'm not paying attention and then I had that insurance problem, which all of us are in California over the next year or so or when you go to renew, there been some there's some issues I'm not even going to
0:56.0	bother with the whole story but anyway one of the things my mom goes oh you know
1:00.0	what I got my insurance through AARP so sign up for that and I think it's called
1:05.9	the Hartford or something so I sign up I'm my okay we're desperate I'll do it I
1:10.9	sign up for AARP I go to call the Hartford like I'm on the phone I tell the guy where I live the guy goes okay well
1:18.5	you're gonna have to submit via mail in order to and I go mail what is your problem I just did all this stuff to
1:26.7	hear about whether or not you're going to insure me and he goes he goes okay fine
1:31.2	you're not insurable, that you, not where you live, no.
1:36.2	And I went, so you were going to make me fill out a form and mail it to you so you could tell me no via mail and he goes yes that's how we do it and I went well okay I'm glad you didn't
1:48.3	force me to do that. Oh, goodbye click. But now you're in AARP, that's great. Now the byproduct of my insurance hunt is I'm in AARP.
2:00.0	Yeah, you can use that for discounts at hotels and rental cars and all kinds of stuff.
2:04.3	You just pull out your AARP card.
2:06.0	It's fun being old.
2:07.6	So the Rolling Stones are doing a 16 date, North American tour and support of their new album, album Hackney Diamonds and I think it's brilliant
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