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Former President Joe Biden has decided to build his presidential library in Delaware,

where it will compete with Delaware's other biggest attraction,

The Border with Maryland.

Ah, yes, you never know where you're going to find a Democrat with a gun,

or a knife, for that matter,

or a gas, a can of gasoline and a Zippo lighter.

Those big lighters don't work in those circumstances.

That's what the Democrats have learned.

Always have a good old-fashioned American Zipo lighter when you're going to self-immolate or, you know, set fire to things.

A very good Wednesday to you and welcome back.

It is Hump Day in the Clinton household.

That, of course, means that Hillary Clinton wakes up face down in a pool of her own dried vomit.

On the linoleum floor of one of their many multi-million dollar mansions,

Tisk, Tisk, Tisk, the Secret Service traditionally says when the finder passed out face-down pull of her own dried vomit next to an empty one-gallon cardboard box, formerly containing cheap New Zealand chardonnay.

Oh, the Democrats.

What's the matter with these people anyway?

Well, there's a lot the matter with these people. Come to think of it. There is, in New York, they're planning on electing a communist mayor, and he's a jihadi, too. The guy couldn't be more anti-American, anti-Semitic, anti-capitalist, anti-police, wants to empty the jails and defund the police.

That ought to go well.

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