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National Jelly Bean Day, Nick.

I think this is poor timing.

Why?

It's just after Easter.

Oh.

If you want it to be like, you know, jellybellies are still around, but for the most part,

the vast, the most variety of jelly beans you can get is during Easter and they're

off the shelves now.

Oh, they're off the shelves now.

Okay.

I watched by a whole palette of starburst jelly

beans at Costco the other day. What's the half-life of a jelly bean? Forever?

No, yeah. At least a century. If you had a jelly bean laying underneath your car sheet

and you found it 10 years later, could probably eat that thing sure you could yeah

i don't think it's gonna taste as good i think they can is that a little stale national jelly bean

day a fixed holiday or say go it says april 22nd yeah doesn't it depend upon the solstice and the

no no you're right yeah the resurrection it just happens to fall now, but it's April 22nd each year. Yeah, I think they should move this up a little bit so it coincides with Easter. There's going to be a time when it happens well before Easter. There's going to be a time. Or well after, right? Well after Easter. Yeah, this is Easter's fault, not jelly bean days. Kelly Bean has it. They get it. The church can't figure out a day.

No. after Easter. Yeah, this is Easter's fault, not jelly bean days. Right, because jelly bean has, they get it.

The church can't figure out a day.

No.

Pick a day.

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