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All right, the headline says, I'm a flight attendant.

We judge, oh, I'm an aisle donkey.

That's what it says.

We judge passengers who order this sketchy beverage.

I saw this. How sketchy is this? I tend to agree.

It's coffee, right? No, it's decaffeinated coffee. Oh, that's your psycho. Right, which I don't know why people drink on an airplane or in an office or at home or ever. What the hell's the point? Does it taste that good to you, but you don't like the caffeine? This would piss me off. Hotels will have a little coffee machine there, and they have like two regulars, and they have two caffeine feeder. Who's drinking that? And he always run out of the regular ones right it pisses me off

always plenty of decaf left because nobody wants it nobody wants that crap i wonder if it's a

ritual thing for people it is it's a flavor thing people drink it at night with the whatever

yeah but see the the story i was reading who said that just coffee in general on a plane decaf or

regular i see people drinking coffee all the time.

But the rationale is there because they say the water tanks that they load the fresh water on in the plane rarely get clean.

And so you don't know what kind of nasty stuff you're getting out of that tank.

That's why I drink vodka.

Yep. They said like they'll empty the leftovers into the lavatory, so they're taking that coffee pot into an environment where there's fecal matter just floating everywhere. Oh, they poured in there, okay. You know? The galley is in close proximity. Right. That's why we have immune systems, you know.

They say you should drink like, you know, pre-packaged beverages on a plane because the freshwater tanks on those planes are sketchy as hell.

You should drink little bottles of vodka.

Exactly.

Just suck down bottles of vodka.

You're fine.

I'm a ginger ale boy.

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