9/1 3-3 Gorillas vs Men
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🗓️ 1 September 2025
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The gorillas probably win.
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| 0:21.1 | All right, so I saw this AI version this morning, actually. |
| 0:24.3 | It was hilarious. |
| 0:25.2 | It was, we talked about that, what, one gorilla and 100 dudes. |
| 0:29.8 | Somebody said there was a Jackana guy that's sort of like the new Jackana saying, |
| 0:34.9 | and nobody's a new Jackana, but that's how the guy described him, |
| 0:37.7 | saying that a hundred men could take him. could actually just smother him eventually but I still |
| 0:41.9 | I still think he beats everybody off as soon as they do anything so the AI version I saw this |
| 0:48.2 | morning was it's a million man and a hundred thousand no it's a hundred thousand men and |
| 0:53.9 | ten thousand guerrillas ten thousand and they're running across the field towards each other, the AI version. And as they meet, all the humans, men get just whipped into the air. Yeah. By 10,000, as they're coming in waves, the 10,000 guerrillas, just throw these guys in the air, then they're all just dead. And I think that's more likely what happened. Yes. And like, with no, by the way, no guns either. It didn't look like there were any casualties among the, I would think the guerrillas would lose somebody. Somebody would have jumped on. Not if 100,000 men are running. The problem is... No, it's a million guys. No, no, it says, I read it. Oh, 100,000 men, 10,000 guerrillas. But that's still, that's only 10 men to every gorilla. I don't think that's going to work out. That makes a little more sense. I thought there was a million. I think the only thing. Overwhelmed them that way. We're thinking in our head that the men are still have human instincts, but let's make it act. |
| 1:48.1 | The only way this would actually work for men to win out would be if men just keep attacking without worry about what's going to happen with them. |
| 1:56.7 | That was the guy who emailed yesterday on the 100 versus one. |
| 1:59.5 | He said the expert guy said if they're in their 20s, somewhat fit and fully engaged on the mission, they would win. |
| 2:06.3 | He said the first 15 or so would have to be prepared to kamikaze it. |
| 2:10.1 | And everyone else can't s their pants after the first couple are ripped to shreds. |
| 2:14.8 | He said the sheer number would eventually smother the one gorilla |
| 2:18.5 | to death. |
| 2:19.7 | Yeah. |
| 2:19.9 | If everybody, if everybody, but you got to, you got to commit to the bit. |
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