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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

8am- A Creepy Crush, The Bad Influencer and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. This is the world famous K-Rock. All right, 8 o'clock, K-Rock, we are Klein-A we are Klein Ali's show. Welcome to the Prequend.

0:39.3

Lots to get to over the course of this morning,

0:42.4

including but not limited to Disneyland tickets in about an hour for one day one park passes

0:47.4

to celebrate the 70th anniversary of Disneyland Park.

0:50.5

And this hour we got multiple chances for you to win tickets to a advanced screening of Mission Impossible, the final reckoning.

0:58.7

If you're able to identify short guys like Tom Cruise, it will be a short king's spring indeed.

1:04.8

He's not the only famous short person, which he'll find out when we do the game.

1:08.5

We will get to all of that coming up this hour right here on the world famous K. Rock. I'm Klein. That is Ali. Hi. There's DJ Omar Khan right there. You know him as Jigsie nerd. He's going to be going to the bone zone later tonight. He believes in the back room, Vanessa, buried under piles and piles of trash. Klein's trash. My trash. That's my treasure. And there's Postmaster Johnny. Together, we are Klein Alley Show. Good morning. Klein Alley Show in a moment. We'll get into a little round and name that short guy. Your chance to see Tom Cruise, one of the most famous short guys ever in Mission Impossible, Final Reckoning. If you'd like to play that game with us, you can call 8005201067. Let's clear out some phone lines now. A lot of topics. People are texting in about the AI influencers, would not buy from a human and or a bot. Well, it's not about buying necessarily. It's just from being influenced. You don't even realize. Sometimes it's that subtle influence that hits you over and over and over again, finally you're like, what is this thing I keep hearing about? I got to get it. It's not about good influence. No, Ali started taking, it's just about influence. You started taking a beef, what the hell were you taking beef tallow or beef liver or something? Because you kept seeing, everyone was saying you want to look younger, start eating beef pills or beef? Yeah, I was the sucker that bought beef liver.

2:14.6

Allie was eating beef liver. And then after a month, they were like, do you want to renew? I was like, what am I doing? Yeah, but you see it or not? Why was I doing this? There must be something to this. Go ahead. You're on Kara. Good morning. Hello. Hey, Tara, hello. Hey.

2:16.0

Hello?

2:17.4

Who's this?

2:18.8

Yes, hello.

2:34.5

Can you? Tara, hello. Hey. Hello?

2:35.7

Who's this?

2:36.4

Yes, hello.

2:38.0

Can you hear me?

2:38.8

Oh my God.

2:40.0

I can't believe it.

2:41.0

She's back.

2:42.7

I thought you'd never call again.

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