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The Joe Rogan Experience

#899 - Bryan Callen

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2017

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Bryan Callen is an actor and stand-up comedian, and together with Brendan Schaub he also hosts "The Fighter & The Kid" podcast available on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yeah, I gotta start getting, start digging deep.

0:04.0

Bah, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nahh.

0:07.0

Hmhmm.

0:08.0

Hey, what's up, buddy?

0:10.0

Not much, it's a rainy cozy Thursday?

0:13.0

It's adorable.

0:14.0

They say on rainy days that people are a little bit more devious.

0:19.0

So if you have an honor jar where you got to put like tips, you know, if you take a bagel at the office and you're supposed to put like a dollar in there

0:26.0

on rainy days some people tend to not do it they're like I'm not gonna give it's raining I'm taking a break from honest. Really? I wonder why rain does that. I don't know. Huh.

0:36.7

Why did girls are always like it's funny? Rain always reminds me of like past girlfriends who would call it me like let's go fuck on a roof

0:44.0

whoa I'm always like nah kind of girls you dating throw wet well good kind

0:48.5

the good kind the kind that aren't that stable kind of low self-esteem

0:52.2

and daddy issues.

0:53.6

The kind that want to fuck on a roof.

0:55.6

Yeah, I would tell you that when I take girls, when I would take women shopping back in the day,

1:00.3

it even happens with my wife now, I get a little horny because like I'm the man.

1:05.0

Oh you're buying them things.

1:06.0

I love that shit. You're providing.

1:08.0

Well, with my wife when before we got married, she wanted these shoes and they were fucking high-heeled sneakers right

1:14.5

I'm like some asshole named Ted calls himself Christian new biton and now I got to pay

1:18.8

$800 for a high-heeled sandal I mean the amount of leather that goes into a

1:22.4

sandal and but there the two women are

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