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This is just a straight good old-fashioned fun podcast.

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I'm your host, Harland Williams.

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We're gonna provide you with some laughter and merriment here today. We're going to be talking about the solar eclipse. Yes, a big event just happened. Solar eclipse. Yes, it went really good. It was crazy. We'll talk about it. Also, I think we have someone, you know, they tell us not to look into the solar eclipse

and I think we have someone calling in who actually might have been blinded or

suffered severe eye damage by actually looking into the solar eclipse.

So we're going to take a call from that individual.

I feel sad for them.

Also a call from a pavement pounder has a very unusual scar on his body and I'll

give you a hint it looks like a black penis.

Very interesting stuff so we'll be talking about his black penis and

North Korean news of course I mean North Korea's heating up so we got to have the news.

It's all here today on your favorite podcast, The Harland Highway. My way. I...

Put on your seatbelt.

Put on your seatbelt, it's about to get bumpy.

Oh, how perfectly awful.

I get my kids above the waistline sunshine.

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