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How Long Gone

895. - Larry Fitzmaurice

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Larry Fitzmaurice is a music writer and great Twitter user. We spoke with him from his home in Brooklyn about Brooklyn Beckham's trauma, and a Summer House split, the slow rise of Threads, black mold, rent destabilization, rats eating the timing belt of his Ford Fiesta, Pitchfork's new paywall, Skete Davidson's non-union talk show, the new Harry Styles record, Doechii and Gotye, the new Bruno Mars, and Larry's thoughs on Geese. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com x.com/lfitzmaurice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

How long gone, it is Chris Black back in the freezing cold Big Apple. I'm joined by my co-host and friend Jason Stewart.

0:28.6

What's me? What's up, guys? I think we're both in a very vulnerable state after dealing with the Brooklyn Beckham News yesterday. I mean, I'm torn. Obviously, I side

0:38.7

with the Beckham family. I was just looking at Brooklyn's famous photography book and some of his

0:43.7

captions for the photos. And it reminded me how much of an idiot he is. Okay. When you say you obviously side with the Beckham family, you're not including Brooklyn

0:57.3

Beckham in this family. Yeah, he's been, yeah, he's been. You mean you side with his parents? You side with his parents. I side with his parents. I side with his parents. I side with Beck's and posh. Even though everything that he's saying about them, I believe to be true. I'm still able to side with them because of what he's because he's come for both of you know,

1:13.2

he's kind of come for both of,

1:13.0

you know, he's kind of come for both of our hobbies.

1:15.2

You know, he was a chef at one point.

1:17.4

Yeah.

1:17.7

He was a photographer at one point.

1:19.4

And he was successful at neither.

1:21.7

Well, don't, he don't forget he's a hot sauce baron.

1:24.3

I think they sent me like a press release if i wanted to like write about his new

1:29.4

whatever truffle hot sauce or something like that i mean you know it's it's one of those things where

1:34.2

like you said you believe everything he's said about them but you still side with them like both sides

1:39.7

have to be monsters but you got a side with the parents on this one but the problem is the reason why you're siding with the parents is because the parents

1:46.6

have destroyed this child's mind and turned him into...

1:49.6

That's true.

1:50.2

I mean, they're lucky he's not going Rob Reiner mode on him.

1:53.1

I mean, honestly.

1:54.3

I mean, he's...

1:55.4

Her grinding on him at his own wedding is one of the greatest stories that's ever been told. I would say in celebrity

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